Party Favors

Welcome to the #SpyPawty! We have some fabulous *virtual* pawty favors for you!

Please take one of these attache cases, with our compliments:

Inside, you will find some fabulous state-of-the-art spy gadgets:

Laptop Computer

Now you never have to wait for your human typist to do your bidding! You will now have 24/7 access to the internet. You just have to figure out how to do so without thumbs. You're a super spy--no problem!

Pawphone

Every anipal needs their own personal pawphone!



Spy Glasses

These are no ordinary glasses! Put these on and you can see through walls and doors! Now you will finally be able to see what's behind those closed doors that your humans don't want you to see.



Giant Catnip Mouse

This mouse has a hollow compartment, where you can stash secret messages, written in catscript, to pass between feline household members.

Puffball

Distraction tool. One cats entices human to play while another cat conducts top secret spy activities. Obviously works best in a multi-cat household.

Robot "Vacuum" Cleaner

Your mom will think you're helping her vacuum! One push of the start button and a harmless human memory eraser will be dispensed in aerosol form. Once a human breathes it, it wipes the past thirty minutes of memory from their minds. This is useful for making them forget whether they've fed you, given you treats, or if you've [allegedly] done something wrong.

Premium Catnip Seeds

These are no ordinary catnip seeds! These seeds will produce premium quality catnip, which will give the consumer super-enhanced feline powers.

Stealth Pen

Looks like any ordinary pen, but is actually a recording device, both audio and video. Can be left anywhere human pens are normally found.

Disclaimer: These gadgets and descriptions are provided solely for your entertainment. They only exist in my mind.....or do they?